بي سوادها بخوانند!

[صبا]

سلام
شما را نمی دانم، ولی من نمی خواهم بی سواد باشم.
سازمان UNICEFبیسواد را چنین تعریف می کند: فردی که 1- توانایی استفاده از کامپیوتر را ندارد، 2- حداقل به یک زبان بیگانه مسلط نیست.
برای اینکه کمی باسواد شویم من یک پیشنهاد دارم. بیایید در این تاپیک به زبان انگلیسی بحث کنیم. دوستانی که زبان می دانند، زکات علمشان را فراموش نکنند و دست ما را هم بگیرند.
من فکر میکنم برای یادگیری زبان باید خیلی آرام آغاز کنیم، بنابراین پیشنهاد می کنم در این بخش به بحث های تخصصی نپردازیم. چطور است این بخش را به شاختن یکدیگر اختصاص دهیم و مثلا از خاطره های جالب، ماجراجویی ها، علایق و سرگرمی های خود بگوییم.
البته این فقط پیشنهاد من است و اگر دوستان ایده های بهتری دارند، از شنیدنشان خرسند خواهم شد. پس دوستان لطف کنند، اظهار نظر بفرمایند تا تصمیم بگیریم در چه موردی بحث کنیم. متشکرم
در ضمن پوزش می خواهم اگر با فارسی آغاز کردم، به بزرگی خودتان ببخشید که هنوز بی سوادم. اما لطف کنید از به بعد فارسی ننویسید. سپاسگزارم
یک پیشنهاد دیگر: به نظر من می توانیم در متن های انگلیسی که تایپ می کنیم، در قسمت هایی که در مورد مثلا معنا، چگونگی استعمال لغت، دیکته، گرامر و ... شک داریم از رنگ قرمز استفاده کنیم تا دوستان دیگر لطف کرده و اشتباهات را تذکر دهند.
با تشکر فراوان:D

[ديوونه]

Hi Dear Saba.
this is a good Idea for learning.

Best Regards.
Divoone:D

[siavash_ad]

ببخشید آیا زبان ترکی، بیگانه محسوب میشود یا نه؟

[siavash_ad]

والا ما تو همين فارسي هم مونديم! ولي سعي ميكنم كه هرچي بلتم بگم!

I am a blackboard in sky!

[صبح]

Hello ----> اين يعني سلام :D
:smile21:

































اگر بتونين يك ديكشنري مثل (نارسيس) كه با رفتن روي يك كلمه سريعا معني يك لغت انگليسي رو نشون بده تهيه كنين ... خيلي كمك مي كنه .

فقط كافيه روزي دقايقي (هر چه زيادتر بهتر) يه گشتي توي يك متن انگليسي بزنين و ترجمش كنين :)

اما شرط مهمش اينه كه لا اقل از جمله بنديهائي كه تو درسهاي دبيرستان و راهنمائي بود چيزي يادتون مونده باشه :)

[siavash_ad]

جدي؟

[صبح]

In the name of the most mercifull
Yes actually Siavash_ad ! :D all right :)
Where do you want to go tomorrow ?
Do you want to come with me ?
I will go to Azadi Sq. in Tehran for Celebration of Islamic reveloution in 22 Bahman ... It will be good meeting ;) I will photography with my digital camera and I will send that photos to you and all of my friends in Iranclubs :)

If you cant find a term for writing you can use www.farsidic.com for free ... It will give you any translation , English to Farsi & Farsi to English ... Very useful :)

غلط بگيرين :)

آقا اين علامت سوالها و علاماتي كه آخر جمله باشه ميذاره اولش !!! :D :p :eek:

[درياي آرام]

Dear Saba,
It's not the way to learn English. Suppose we write one of the subjects of this forum in English, so what? We cannot continue that because this is a Farsi forum. If you are realy interested in reading and writing English you can become a member of an English forum. There are lots of them on the web.
However, this is an important matter you mentioned. I think it is necessary for all of us to have comunications with other people around the world. World is much bigger than what we have seen since born! And the first thing to experience this world is language. It was realy a problem for me when I came here. My English wasn't so good and I couldn't comunicate easily and I suffered quite alot from that. Specially Irish have a "mozakhraf" accent and speak so so fast.
Hope this was fine for you;)

[min]

بابا اينجا كه انگليسي نمي نويسه خوشتون مياد ...
بايد هر وقت - وقت داشتم برم تو ورد بنويسم اينجا كپي كنم
تا بعد

[siavash_ad]

مينويسه استاد. اون بالا يه گزينه هست كه ميتوني فارسي يا English رو انتخاب کنی

[min]

ببخشيد ايراد از اينترنت من است
كلا علامتهاي بالا را نمي آورد و يا تك و توك مي آورد
پس تا بعد .

[صبا]

Dear friends
Hi,
I wanted you to suggest your ideas about the subject of our discussion in this topic. So please tell me your ideas.
Please don't type Persian although your English is not so good.
In my opinion is better to begin with memories. Let's know more about each other.

Bellow there is a story about the first day at the university:
It was the first day I went to the university. Some students were sitting at class waiting for the English teacher. Finally the teacher came. He was an old funny man. He began talking to the students and asking them some personal questions about their cities, hobbies, etc. Suddenly he looked at me and asked: "Are you a student, my girl?" I answered him: "Of curse I am." He said: "I thought you are one of the students' sisters coming here to see a real university." Then he asked: "How old are you?" I said: "18." I don't know why but he thought that I am 12. So he said to the other students: "Look at her, she is just 12 and she is at the university. She will be graduated when she is 16 and she will be a doctor (P.H.D) in her field at the age of 20." At first I thought he was kidding, but I understood that he really had thought that I am 12. So I stood up and said in a loud voice: "I am 18 years old." He looked at me and said nothing.

Please remind me my mistakes. Thanks
I am looking forward to hearing you.:p

[درياي آرام]

نوشته شده بوسيله صبا

Please remind me my mistakes. Thanks
I am looking forward to hearing from you.:p
Excellent! You're really good. ;)
But do you really look like so young?
By the way, what course do you study? Is that your first year?

[siavash_ad]

Hi
I had a question dear saba. what do u learn in unvirsity? or what is your field?

[صبا]

Dear Darya
Hi
I am glad that you are here with your good English.
About your questions, let me introduce myself.
I am studying philosophy and I love it.I have just passed my first term.
About the memory I shoud say that I don't know why our teacher thought that way, of course I have experiensed the same many times such as at the high school that they thought I am at guidance school, but this time was so wonderful, 6 years younger?!!!!!
However, after that he called me Napelon.

It was about me, I like to know about you. Please tell me. Thanks a lot.:p
By the way, Can I call you Darya?;)

[صبا]

Dear Siavash
I said my field, philosephy.
How about you?
Tell us about yourself.
thanks:)

[siavash_ad]

Hi
Dear Saba!
My field is Computer Software in Free University of Technology! (Azad).and i've passed Term 3. i've born in 1983. I play chess and Tennis. and my english is really bad. I can just pass the thing i want to other people but it is really funny because of may many mistakes! like farsi-turkish mixed! full of grammer miskates. i know it is laughable and something like joke!!

[صبا]

Dear Siavash
Hi
Don't worry about your English. we are all here to learn English. I think that's enough you to be here. we are going to help each other.
By the way, I have some other question. Do you like your field?
I'd like to know that did you attend the meetings objecting to hanging Aghajari? I am at Tehran university and I saw all the events. I can't explain here, it remmembered me the sights of our previouse revolution. I don't know. What is your idea?
Thanks:p

[صبا]

نوشته شده بوسيله siavash_ad
[. I can just pass the thing i want to other people but it is really funny because of may many mistakes! [/B]

Hi
I don't understand the meaning of this sentence.
please correct it.
thanks;)

[صبا]

Hi
I am missing Faezeh. I wish she were here.
But don't worry, she told me there was sth wrong with her computer and she will be soon back.
Best regards for her:p

[درياي آرام]

نوشته شده بوسيله صبا
Dear Darya
Hi
I am glad that you are here with your good English.
About your questions, let me introduce myself.
I am studying philosophy and I love it.I have just passed my first term.
About the memory I shoud say that I don't know why our teacher thought that way, of course I have experiensed the same many times such as at the high school that they thought I am at guidance school, but this time was so wonderful, 6 years younger?!!!!!
However, after that he called me Napelon.

It was about me, I like to know about you. Please tell me. Thanks a lot.:p
By the way, Can I call you Darya?;)
Dear Napelon Saba!!!! You are a genius. Philosophy in University of Tehran at the age of 12. That's fabulous;) !! (I'm just kidding you!)
.....Sure you can call me Darya. Actually it is my nickname which I like to be caled here:p .... I hope we can leave this country ASAP. I dont like it very much. I dont like non of European countries except Italy and Spain maybe(?). People from countries like Iran with 4 seasons really suffer from always rainy and cloudy weather of northern Europe.
.

[درياي آرام]

نوشته شده بوسيله siavash_ad
Hi
Dear Saba!
My field is Computer Software in Free University of Technology! (Azad).and i've passed Term 3. i've born in 1983. I play chess and Tennis. and my english is really bad. I can just pass the thing i want to other people but it is really funny because of may many mistakes! like farsi-turkish mixed! full of grammer miskates. i know it is laughable and something like joke!!
Dear Siavash, But your English is very good. Dont worry about a few mistakes you may make. That's normal. Have you learned English in English Institutes or that is the English we all learn in Schools and University? Me myself didn't learn it in the school and university. "Kish" Institute was the best for me. Especially the branch in Pasdaran is (or was) really good.

All the best,

[سینا 555]

برای اينکه کمی باسواد شويم:o:o من يک پیشنهاد دارم:confused:. بياييد در اين تاپيک به زبان انگليسی بحث کنيم:smile40::D

در ضمن پوزش :(می خواهم اگر با فارسی آغاز کردم:eek:، به بزرگی خودتان ببخشيد که هنوز بی سوادم.:smile39::smile39: اما لطف کنيد از به بعد :oفارسی ننويسيد. :D:eek:سپاسگزارم:confused::confused::confused:

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با سلام
بخشيدا ! من كه فارسي انگليسي سوئدي يك كمي هم فرانسه ميدونم خيلي باسواتم؟:D

اگه مزاح ميفرموديد يك علامتي اشاره اي چيزي ميگفتيد تا حداقل براي من نوعي اين سوئ تفاهم پيش نميومد.

ضمنا از اينكه هموطنانم به زبانهاي مختلف اشناهستند خيلي خوشحالم.:)

[asheghe iran_p]

Hello
ببخشيد من در زبان انگليسي فقط فحشا رو بلدم:p
از شوخي گذشته ميشه شعر به زبان انگليسي هم نوشت؟
bye
I LOVE YOU ;) اين و گفتم كه نگيد بي سواد :D

[siavash_ad]

نوشته شده بوسيله صبا
Dear Siavash
Hi
Don't worry about your English. we are all here to learn English. I think that's enough you to be here. we are going to help each other.
By the way, I have some other question. Do you like your field?
I'd like to know that did you attend the meetings objecting to hanging Aghajari? I am at Tehran university and I saw all the events. I can't explain here, it remmembered me the sights of our previouse revolution. I don't know. What is your idea?
Thanks:p

Dear Saba
Hi
But i worry about my English! what should i do?
and your question. yes, i really love computer. sometimes it becomes really hard. but i love it! and u can see my ideas about agajeri in agajeri Topic. he is a symbol, a historic symbol. and your university is a big 50 Tomani! please don't ask about connection (Rabtesh ro naporsid!)

[siavash_ad]

نوشته شده بوسيله صبا


Hi
I don't understand the meaning of this sentence.
please correct it.
thanks;)

سلام
اين يعني كه من فقط ميتونم منظورم رو به طرف منتقل كنم اما پر از اشكالات گرامري هست و موجب خنده ميشه. يه بار با يه آمريكاييه چت ميكردم، غش كرده بود از خنده!

[siavash_ad]

نوشته شده بوسيله درياي آرام

Dear Siavash, But your English is very good. Dont worry about a few mistakes you may make. That's normal. Have you learned English in English Institutes or that is the English we all learn in Schools and University? Me myself didn't learn it in the school and university. "Kish" Institute was the best for me. Especially the branch in Pasdaran is (or was) really good.

All the best,

Hi
Dear Sea!
i've learned this language (if u want, call it english) in Kish Institute and i've finished the PI4 term. it was Forsate Shirazi branch (Enghelab Sq)

[سینا 555]

http://home.att.net/~mopaul/cia_jerk.jpg

you can pliz tranlator dis for mi_

very tanks:D

[asheghe iran_p]

Never say I Love you
If you don't really care
Never talk of feelings
If they are n't really there
Never hold my hand
If you mean to break my heart
Never say forever
If you ever plan to part
Never look in to my eyes
If you are telling me a lie
Never say hello
If you think you'll say good bye
Never say that I'm the one
If you dream of more than me
Never look up my heart
If you don'y have the key

[سینا 555]

مثل هميشه عاشقانه ولطيف,
خسته نباشي عاشق,غم مم نداشته باشي پسر خوب,انشاله گشايش تو كارت ميبينم.سينا:)

[asheghe iran_p]

نوشته شده بوسيله سينا 555
مثل هميشه عاشقانه ولطيف,
خسته نباشي عاشق,غم مم نداشته باشي پسر خوب,انشاله گشايش تو كارت ميبينم.سينا:)


چاكريم سينا جان

اي كاش هيچ وقت عاشق نميشدم اگر ميشدمم اينطور ديونه نميشدم:(

[صبح]

Hello All
When I was in High a school we students have a teacher of history ...
His way and idea of History teaching was reading the book ... reading and reading ... That was in the class ! and not in home or else ! He was not show any comments for the book lessons ...
and he says to all of students have a conference about the book lessons at the end of each class , in last half an hour of the class ... ! Then all of students was get their final researches , on the paper ! That was heavy work !

So these steps and some other points show us that he don't know anything about History !
In the class in time of reading , some students were read the book , 2 line , a line :)
or they change the adjectives of the sentences of the book! or Years of Histiry :p

If we were read the book to lesson 20 ... in the next class at the next week .. all students of our class and all of other classes of school say to the teacher : we are in lesson 18 :) and at the end of educational year we were'nt complete the book !

In the conference of one of my friends , he does not presented anything about his lesson to show and conference ! and then he went and stay near of the blackboard and start saying about history ! all from his mind :) and nothing to say actually ..all was imagination and not real hostory !

And the teacher was hear and then he say not anything ! sometimes he validate and assistance the lies of my friend ... That was a joke class ... ! and we were laugh alltimes in that class.
In the next year he was a GEOGRAPHY teacher ... ! and so on :)


My final number of history in that term was -8- :(

[افسانه]

من الان ميخوام يه جمله انگليسي بهتون ياد بدم...
اهم..

Me no speak english
يعني...من انگليسي صحبت نميكنم...:D

اين يكي از اولين جملاتيه كه ايراني هايي كه ميان اين ور آب...((اونايي كه از انگليسي هيچي حاليشون نيست...))...ياد ميگيرن...
و بهش كلي افتخار ميكنن...:D

[asheghe iran_p]

نخير افسانه خانم اشتباه ميكني فقط اونهايي كه انگليسي بلد نيستن اين و استفاده نميكنن ما تو دانشگاه وقتي كه ازمون يه سوالي چيزي پرسيده ميشه هميشه ميگيم Me no speak english:D
اكثرآ همه ميگن اين جمله رو مخصوصآ ايراني ها

[افسانه]

اينو راست ميگي...ميدونم...

[asheghe iran_p]

اگه ميدوني چرا اشتباه گفتي؟:D

[farhad_k25]

براي بار چندم؟:confused:
افسانه خانم كم اورد

[افسانه]

نوشته شده بوسيله farhad_k25
براي بار چندم؟:confused:
افسانه خانم كم اورد

:eek::eek::eek:

منو كم آوردن؟؟؟
:mad: يك فرهادي ازت بسازم...:smile41:

[maryam]

افسانه..منم حاضرم براي انحدام اين فرهاد كمكت باشم!:D

[افسانه]

قدمت روي چشم...................................

ولي از حق الانحدام خبري نيستا.........

[maryam]

هنوز هيچي نشده سر ارث و ميراث دعوا ميكني؟:D ..حالا بريم ببينيم چي ميشه! حتي اگه من به اشتباه ماشه رو چكوندم همه جا ميگم افي كماندو فرهاد رو منهدم كرد!:p

[افسانه]

حالا آخرش انحدام يا انهدام..........؟؟

[maryam]

فكر ميكنم انهدام!

[افسانه]

من هميشه ديكتم 20 بوده هــــــــــــــا...:smile41:
اينم كه ميبينين اشتباه ميكنم به اين خاطر كه حدود 3 سال فارسي ننوشتم.....
خوب هركي جاي من بود هم يادش ميرفت .....نـــــــــه؟؟؟:D

[افسانه]

اين ماجرا واقعي هست........

يه روز يه ايرانيه ميره مغازه ى پاكستانيا...( در اسكاتلند) ...اين مغازه گوشت حلال...پاچه...زبون...از اين چيزا ميفروخته......

بعد ايرانيه ميگه...: ...??can I have three languages

چه ننگي....... :D

[asheghe iran_p]

براي بار چندم؟
افسانه خانم كم اورد
فرهاد جان اين چيزه طبيعي افسانه هميشه كم مياره

[افسانه]

هر هر هر...
جات خالي......كلي خنديدم...... :D

[asheghe iran_p]

خوب به من چه

[افسانه]

كاري نكن كه باز برم آواتارت رو كش ببرما؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
مخصوصا كه اين يكي خوشگله......

[asheghe iran_p]

ميكشمت ها اگه برداري:p

[farhad_k25]

ميبينم كه مريم خانم وافسانه باهم بلاخره سر منهدم كردن من (به عنوان بخش ناچيزي از گروه قدرتمند پسرها)به تفاهم رسيدند ولي جالبه كه هنوز منو نكشته سر غنيمت با هم مشكل دارند
چيكار ميشه كرد دخترند ديگه:D

[maryam]

فرهاد خان...ما ضعيف كش نيستيم..دلمون برات سوخت..اما اگه روت زياد بشه منفجرت ميكنم...شايدم بندازمت زير تانك!:smile21: :smile23:

[افسانه]

لازم نيست بندازيش زير تانك...
از قديم گفتن...
پسرا بادكنكن...
يه سوزن همه چيزو حل ميكنه...

[farhad_k25]

ديده ميشود كه دشمن فرضي در يك اقدام نابخردانه با در دست داشتن انواع و اقسام ماشين هاي جنگي(مثل سوزن و تانگگگگگگگگگگگگ)به گروه صلح طلب اقايون حمله ور شده
من در اينجا به اطلاع كليه ملل ميرسونم كه اينها تحت تاثير لابي صهيونيستي و ابرقدرت هاي جهان خوار قرار گرفته اند و با تبليغات شوم و مشخص قصد تخريب و وجه عمومي اين گروه صلح طلب را دارد
ما در اينجا اعلام انزجار خودمونو از اي گروه فريب خورده اعلام ميكنيم و از خدا طلب راه راست براي اين گروه فريب خورده ميباشيم
باشد كه به راه راست هدايت شوند
در ضمن سوزنتون نگه داريد تا موقع دوخت و دوز لباس و بعضي چيزهاي مشخص مثل دستمال سفره گمش نكنيد كه ديگه براتون نميخرن ها:D
يهو ميبيني بجاي بادكنكه سوزن ميشكنه

[maryam]

من از پسرا حمايت ميكنم!

امضا ==>يكي از اعضاي مهم و قدرتمند انجمن حمايت از حيوانات وحشي!:smile21: :smile23:

[افسانه]

فرهاد جان...در حالي كه داري گوبلن ميدوزي...
ميرم يواشكي كيف مخصوص مرواريد بافي و منجق دوزيت رو باز ميكنم...
يك دونه سوزن برميدارم و فرو ميكنم......
بوووووووووووووووووم
منفجريدي... :D

[asheghe iran_p]

من از پسرا حمايت ميكنم!
مريم جان آبجي خانم خدا رو شكر خدا رو شكر خدا رو شكر پسرها اينقدر بدبخت نشدند كه شما بخواهيد ازشون حمايت كنيد تا شما هستي نيازي به دشمن كه ديگه نيست :p ماشاءالله همه رو حريفي آخه ميترسم فردا روزي برسه كه شما همه پسرها رو از روي كره زمين محو كني براي همين حمايت نكني خيلي سنگين تره:p

[maryam]

نه..من عضو انجمن حمايت از حيوانات وحشي شدم تا از انقراض شما پسرا جلوگيري كنم....گاهي هم اگه كسي برامون خطرناك بشه منفجرش ميكنيم...افتاد الان؟:D

[farhad_k25]

ببخشيد نتونستم بگيرم خورد زمين شكست:D

[افسانه]

فرهاد جان شما به ژاكت بافتنت ادامه بده...
2 زير 2 رو ببافي خوشگل تر ميشه...

[maryam]

فرهاد...به اين دليل نميگيري كه فعلا روحيه ت دچار بحران شده...ضربه ي روحي عاطفي خوردي از دخترا! برو يه چايي براي خانومت بريز تا روحيه ت نم نم سر جاش بياد! برو جانم..برو!

[farhad_k25]

نه جانم من دچار ضربه روحي نشدم
اين دخترها هستند كه از بس چايي اوردن و 2زير 2 بافتن هستند تا ژاكت اقاشون براي شب سال نو اماده بشه دچار توهم گويي و توهم بافي شدن
به نظر من يه مقدار هواي تازه خيلي خوبه
يك مقدار هم به فكر خودتون باشيد و انقدر كار نكنيد از دست ميريد ها:D

[افسانه]

:smile14:فرهاد شما برو به شستن كهنه هاي كوشولوت ادامه بده لطفا...:smile27:
تا يه كفگير فرود نيومده رو سرت...:smile07::smile07::smile07:

[maryam]

فرهاد اون هواي تازه رو براي مخ خودت تجويز كن...پس ميفتيا!...راستي توي يه تاپيك ديگه منتظر جوابت بودم..اما با زيركيه ناشيانه اصلا اون طرفا آفتابي نشدي و بقول خودت كم آوردي...دينگ دينگ:p

[farhad_k25]

ببخشيد ما هنوز سر بچه دار شدن تفاهم نداريم
مريم خانم شما بفرماييد كدوم تاپيك تا اونجا هم يه مقدار حالتونو بگيرم ديگه:D

[maryam]

هزار بار رفتي و توش ريپ زدي ....سياه كار!
حال من رو كه ميخواي بگيري بيشتر حال خودت گرفته ميشه بچه جون!! (نيش!)
بگرد تا اون تاپيك رو پيدا كني...چون اسمش يادم نيست! در ضمن اصلا مهم نيست..چون بعد از يه عمر فكر كردن جواب دادن فايده نداره! (ها ها!)